mulukhiyah:

a little insight ladies

vaultie-glass:

hey staff why did all the adult artists get banned but I’m still surrounded by pornbots and terrible harem fantasy game ads with crying abused women in them, I know the answer is MONEY I just really wanted to bring it up and acknowledge how fucked that is

fallcaesar:

genderdeath:

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

egowave:

this is the scariest tweet ive ever seen reading this made me feel like im in the twilight zone

<I>what the fuck is buffalo chicken dip</I>

it’s 2028, alexa informs you that a radiation storm is rolling in from the eastern wastes as your food replicator slowly prints a plate of soy protein wings. your wife holoprojects from work to tell you she has another nine hours at the amazon warehouse and she’s gotta go before she burns her unpaid five minute lunch break. the seven friends you’re sharing a studio apartment with are huddled on the floor, each jacked into vr rigs. the superbowl is endless and your heart is a yawning void.

tiqqun:

bloodcraving-vampire:

great-tweets:

There is nothing new under the sun.

ADHD mood

*Abbott walks in*

*I frantically spin the wheel from Byzantine Erotica to the Summa Theologica*

gracewileysmith:

earthtogrounders:

Gay Denial (2009) 

Pencil on Paper

March 6th, 2009

Dear Journal,

I found out what lesbian means today, Ella told me at recess. It’s unfair because girls are so much prettier than guys. It’s like comparing a flower to an old shoe. But I’m not a lesbian, almost 99% of my friends are guys.

babyanimalgifs:

These pictures will make your day better (@tanryug)

agent-yolk:

I’m back on making wholesome, friend-loving memes

worldsworstfather:

*walks into a psychology lecture wearing a tshirt with freud’s face on it that says “THIS GUY IS A FUCKING IDIOT” in sparkly bold type*

under-the-arch:

westwallys:

EZRA MILLER
for Playboy (2018), ph. Ryan Pfluger.

kittyb4e:

livewithsomeregrets:

nunyabizni:

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

boxerwagon:

southernsideofme:

How the fuck…

What

it’s legit

https://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2018/11/death_of_hhs_official_daniel_b.html

Ah yes, he beat himself to death in the night next to a garage.

sickstuntssteve:

worldsworstfather:

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now: